I’m almost to the point where I’m going to invite them all over and let them have it out in my living room, just to get the bickering overwith.
Don’t worry, Jerry, I’ll do it when you’re out of town so you don’t have to listen to the screaming.
Gah.
Intervention
Will there be mud or Jell-O involved? I find that women often settle their differences much quicker when wearing bikinis and wrestling.
Be sure to put down lots of plastic.
Check. Kiddie pool, plastic, mud or Jell-O?
Would chocolate pudding be too off-putting? Because then at least they’d get the chocolate-induced endorphin rush. That might be good.
I’ll put plastic over the furniture, but I’m not bothering with the carpet since we’re going to replace it anyway, right?
Not that my opinion matters a whole heap of a lot, but oatmeal is BRILLIANT for the skin..
Oh, that’s true. And I have a whole container full of it at the moment. Desperately want to make oatmeal chocolate chip cookies, but know that I’ll have another day like yesterday if I do. So I’m holding off on the fiber.
You know, we could just do it in the front yard. Then there wouldn’t be as much cleanup, and it would provide entertainment for the whole neighborhood. And that’s what we’re all about, right? Entertainment?
Because this sure as hell is pretty damn entertaining.
I like the fact that I can walk from my house. And I can guarantee that I’ll be walking back.
Can we invite “Girls Gone Wild”? At least that way, your girls will have paid college tuitions to look forward to and I can buy a new car.
What? You don’t want to line your car with plastic? Weenie. You can always hose off out front. Or I can let the dogs take care of it. They’d enjoy that.
BWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
I like the idea of the “Girls Gone Wild” people coming, though. I’ll definitely put a call in if I go through with this intervention…
Baby needs some new shoes.
I need to specify that I in no way, shape, or form was volunteering your daughters to perform on Girls Gone Wild. I mean, you’d have to sign some paperwork first.