Back away from the computer. Or close this window. Because I am about to tell you too much information.
I very much look forward to the day, in the distant future, when I do not cry while sitting on the toilet.
3 weeks, 4 days. Dear GOD.
Hey, Google. I am going to make it so anyone facing this surgery can find me: Anal Sphincteroplasty. Anyone who finds their way here because of this post and wants to know about this surgery, please email me with questions. I will be totally candid about my experience, which you may or may not want. But there it is.