Posts in Surgery

Crackhouse Trip Thwarted

Well, I went to my appointment with the surgeon, and they were backed up (HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, I’m punny), so I didn’t get in to see him[…]

Diet

For the next 24 hours, I will only be eating fruit. That should tell you how things are going around here. Hmph. I read somewhere[…]

Too Much Information

Back away from the computer. Or close this window. Because I am about to tell you too much information. I very much look forward to[…]

Hmph.

My butt hurts. I suppose you’re going to say that’s not really news, but I felt compelled to share anyway. Yesterday I was doing some[…]