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Brought to you by Helen

Here is a little window into how stay-at-home moms are paid. Yesterday morning, after Helen woke me up at 6:30, I called my mom back[…]

Kids are Gross

For lunch today, Helen wanted peanut butter. No bread, no substrate of any kind, just peanut butter on a spoon. Since she rarely requests protein-rich[…]

Why Mommy Shouldn’t Hold the Videocamera

Today we had Alice’s First Birthday Party. As Alice was coating herself in frosting and Jerry was preparing to take her downstairs to squeegee it[…]

Helenism for Today

“I don’t WANNA go to Marcia’s (playschool).” Why not, Helen? “Because I have shy.”

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