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Calgon, Take Me Away

Helen: Mommy, where are we going today? Me: I don’t know, Helen. Helen: What’s your favorite color? Me: Orange. Helen: NO. NOT. ORANGE. You like[…]

Tears

Dropped Helen off at the New School this morning and she was sobbing as I left. I’m sure she’s running amok now, having a wonderful[…]

Overheard

Jerry asked Helen this morning: “Helen? Where are your panties?” Helen: “They’re invisible!” [giggles] Never mind about the gypsies. We’ll keep her. 🙂

1-800-GYPSIES

Please call the above number and arrange for Helen’s pickup. Thank you.

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