Posts by Elaine

Janitorial Duties

I think the biggest hazard to potty training is the child’s curiosity. TWICE today, Helen has contorted herself so she could watch, and subsequently sprayed[…]

Uh oh

I feel a Frenzy coming on. I just finished knitting the Butternut Blanket, which is a 30″ square monstrosity that I started in February. I[…]

WORTHLESS

I am worthless. Alice is napping, and Helen has been kidnapped by my parents. Jerry’s on his computer in the Bitter Room. What am I[…]

Robocop

I have crappy joints. I’ve known this for a long time. I had tendonitis in my left elbow in high school from playing piano too[…]