Last night, I was trying to get Helen to color a gift bag in which I was planning to put the Mother’s Day/Father’s Day gift[…]
Are you named after anyone?: my dad’s mother, Helen. Elaine is a French version. Elizabeth is also a family name. What’s your screen name?: messygoat[…]
Thiz post will have lotz of pizzazz, zippy commentz, and zesty flair. I’m sitting on the azure sofa (okay, it’z juzt denim, partially reupholztered with[…]
Helen put me in a Time Out this morning because she heard me say “Dammit.” We don’t say “Time Out” around here… We say, “Do[…]
