Posts by Elaine

Logic

Logic is DETERMINED to get out of the back yard. Why, you ask? Because he doesn’t think he should have to poop outside. He prefers[…]

Four Years

For the past 4 years of my life, I have been either pregnant or nursing a baby. Which has meant, basically, that I could eat[…]

Where does my subconscious come up with this stuff?

Last night I dreamt (dreamed?) that a roving pack of lesbians came into our house and started refinishing our dining room furniture. WTF?

Nudge

Nancy’s pastor, though I’ve never met her, has some very sage advice: “When you’re uncomfortable, it’s because God is nudging you in a new direction.”[…]