Where does my subconscious come up with this stuff?

9 Responses

1. I don’t want our dining room refinished, regardless of the sexual orientation of the proposed refinishers.

   (btw, you are a freak! 🙂 )

2. The juxtaposition of “God nudge” and “furniture refinishing lesbian” entries is hysterical.

   Maybe God wants you to get new furniture.

   Or maybe he wants you to be lesbian.

   Not sure which……..

   Of course, maybe it means “just hire someone to redo stuff at home”.

3. LOL! Traci, one of my quilting buddies, upon hearing about my dream, said,

   “Oooh, they’re crafty? Send the CRAFTY lesbians to my house. I have all kinds of home improvement projects that I need to have done.”

   Then “I’ll send over the roving pack of lesbians” was a running joke for the rest of the quilt class.

4. Well, you know, it’s long been my opinion that only lesbians and old hippies drive Subaru’s. Maybe they saw your vehicles in the driveway and just figured you and Jer were one of “them!”

   My aunt is a talented musician. Her partner is a clever and crafty one too. One of their vehicle’s is a Subaru. Maybe your dream will come true!

   Marfa…laughing her ass off about a “good nudge”

5. Shit. Jerry’s a lesbian? How did I miss THAT?!

6. It’s true.

7. I’m a lesbian, too.

8. You didn’t know Jerry was a lesbian?

   Long time lover of women, he is.

9. Bwahahahahaha!! I love y’all!! You just tickle my funny bone! …which, when done properly could be like a ‘good nudge’…heh, heh, heh!!