Posts by Elaine

ABCs of Me

A is for age: 32 B is for booze of choice: red wine C is for career: mommy and math tutor, currently D is for[…]

Four

I tried to do this the other day, but the computer crashed so I just gave up. So here it is. Once again, I’m copying[…]

Hot Off The Presses Helenism

“Let’s play house. I’ll be the mommy, and I’m one hundred. You’re the baby. Call me ‘Mom.'” “Mom, can I have some water?” “In just[…]

Honeymoon

Jerry and I just returned from our first honeymoon since having children. JUST what the doctor ordered. My parents have been married for 42 years.[…]