Helen is a close talker. Well, kinda. Not really. She just likes to lean on me when she wants something. And hold her face really close to mine, I guess so I don’t forget she’s there. I hate it when things are close to my face. Lifetime pet peeve. Linus gets all up in my face, too. So does Emily, the calico.
And Alice likes to show me her treasures, which she holds less than an inch from my nose so I get the best view. Of blurry.
Why do they do that!?
Stand over there. Good.