Lies do not become us.
Thing is: if you’re going to lie, make sure you lie to people who don’t know better anyway. It’s a pretty big mistake to lie to people who keep everything, and have RECORDS of the truth and its actual timeline. There’s more where that came from, I promise. Stopping now would be the smarter thing to do.
I would have thought that someone of your purported intelligence would have known better. Silly me for expecting that your tales of brilliance were truthful. What was I thinking?