Waxing Geriatric for a Moment

So this morning, after I took my laxatives, put my jaw splint into an Efferdent soak and pulled on my Depends undergarment, for a split-second I wondered if I’m in some sort of time warp. No, wait, I’m still in my thirties. OK.

On the upside: food is starting to taste a little more normal. Thank God.

4 thoughts on “Waxing Geriatric for a Moment”

  1. I am not laughing at you AT ALL. I feel your pain.

    A year from now this will all be a bad dream, and you will be healthy, happy, lovely, and in an ENTIRELY different place. I promise.

    Not that you’re not lovely now.

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