Posts from August 2005

Overheard

Jerry asked Helen this morning: “Helen? Where are your panties?” Helen: “They’re invisible!” [giggles] Never mind about the gypsies. We’ll keep her. 🙂

Aesthetics

Why isn’t body hair considered sexy? WHY must women go through torture to get rid of it? And WHY does it come back so DAMN[…]

Things I Hate To Do

I have done two things today so far that I hate to do, that are difficult to do when my children are home. Currently, they[…]

Please Interpret My Dream.

I had a bizarre dream last night. Please tell me what you think it means, because I’m baffled. I dreamed (dreamt?) that my brother, Tom,[…]