I had a bizarre dream last night. Please tell me what you think it means, because I’m baffled.
I dreamed (dreamt?) that my brother, Tom, decided to teach some people how to waterski. The students were Jerry’s boss, Jim, and Steve Correll from “The Office,” “Bruce Almighty,” and “The Daily Show.” And they decided to learn how to waterski in the middle of a golf course — with no water. And yes, before you ask, there WAS a boat. I didn’t concentrate much mental energy on the boat, so I don’t remember much about the boat except that there WAS one.
So. They’re standing there, on two skis each (Jim’s were green, Steve’s were brown), each holding a rope, each wearing a yellow lifejacket, behind the boat. And my brother is standing there with them — no skis — but also holding a rope and wearing a lifejacket. And then the boat started moving, pulling them along behind. And they skied all around the lush fescue grass, bending ski tracks into it and just having a wonderful time, as Tom told them how to maneuver and jump the wake (!) and turn around backwards on the skis. My entire family watched from our campsite in amazement.
No one fell, which I was quite worried about, since they were learning how to waterski on land.
But I couldn’t figure out how Tom was skiing, since he didn’t have skis. Then they stopped, and Tom unstrapped the Matchbox Cars from his feet. He had been skiing around on little toy cars.
Okay, that’s all I remember. Discuss.
5 thoughts on “Please Interpret My Dream.”
Dude. You are *messed* *up*. 🙂
I kid. I don’t put much stock in my dreams, as they seem to be just random stuff. Maybe yours are the same.
What? You don’t think that there is some deep meaning to this?
You’re a freak.
And YOU are a HO-BAG with a below-average IQ. Or not. I guess, since you’re so scholarly and erudite, that you’re in the ABOVE average subset of the population, huh?