Dear You,
Please stop. I have completely and totally lost any and all respect I ever had for you. You are acting like a childish, immature, middle school child who hasn’t gotten their way. And I’m sick of it. Grow up, act your age, and stop railing against people who have NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU. Move on with your life. Trust me, we’ll all be happier for it.
Thanks ever so very much,
Me
I’m sorry. 🙁
Thanks, Norm. I’m glad you’re getting a grip. 🙂
Normy, Normy…have you forgotten?
IT’S ALL ABOUT MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE. Elaine is talking about ME.
Hmph.
I have found that it’s always best to throw out a pre-emptive apology, because I’m sure there is always something I (and all men in general) need to apologize for either doing or not doing.
That’s my man!
😉
OK, Normy, you’re officially forgiven… for… uh… whatever you did.
Next?
well, there was this one time when I used all caps in my subject line.
THAT IS AGAINST THE RULES.
AND SO IS THIS.
AND THIS.
Bless me, Messy, for I have sinned..
Is it enough to say:
I’m Sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!