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Calgon, Take Me Away

Helen: Mommy, where are we going today? Me: I don’t know, Helen. Helen: What’s your favorite color? Me: Orange. Helen: NO. NOT. ORANGE. You like[…]

Sleep Week Continues

Alice took a 2.5 hour nap this morning. We bought her new shoes yesterday because her size 4s are too small for her chubby feet.[…]

Raising Southern Girls

I failed with Helen. She doesn’t like to eat unless it’s junk food. Yesterday, when she discovered that the house was entirely devoid of junk[…]

Sleep Week

When Helen was a baby, we noticed a pattern: One week, she would eat absolutely everything she could get her little grubby fingers on. HUGE[…]

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