Why is Alice so destructive? Good thing I didn’t take a part in The Secret Garden, because I don’t think Jerry OR Alice would survive[…]
Alice had a fever yesterday, and as I was loading her up in the car this morning to take her to preschool, it was back.[…]
I was just relating this story to Stacy in an IM session online… Thought I’d share the text with you, because it’s very amusing, if[…]
Tonight, after dinner, I was unloading/reloading the dishwasher. In that five minutes, Alice took ALL of her clothes off, peed and pooped on the floor[…]