I just drank 1700mg of Sodium. in a “Phospho-Soda,” to be exact. Sodium phosphate. They say it’s “Ginger Lemon flavor,” and it is, for about[…]
Alice is eating her lunch, consisting of a kosher hot dog, green beans, cheese, and a chocolate chip cookie, and it looks SO much better[…]
Alice doesn’t take morning naps anymore. Breaking her of the habit was easy: I stopped going downstairs to get her before 7am while Jerry was[…]
“Mommy, I’m not afraid of the PizzaMonster anymore.” “Why not, Helen?” “Because, he goes to school. He goes to high school.” “Which high school does[…]
