(as opposed to a sliced peach)
Every morning is an adventure. Yesterday morning I vacuumed up most of a box of Cap’n Crunch. Most mornings I clean up apple juice or milk. This is what I found this morning.
There was another discarded peach, a previous victim, nearby.
I had peaches for breakfast.
Helen is obsessed.
I freaking hate princesses. I daydream about taking a meat cleaver to her Barbies and hacking them to bits.
She wants to make a new crown for herself every day, and cries as though we’re killing a puppy when it’s time to throw away the sad and mutilated old crowns.
She wears sparkly floor-length gowns all day long, every day.
And yet she will not brush her hair.
A ratty princess, that one. One day I’ll miss the Princesses phase. One day I’ll long for the innocence of it all. But right now, having to listen to it all day long? Ugh.
Now she wants a waterproof crown that she can wear at the pool. With her goggles.
Did I mention she’s obsessed?
Week 4 of Jessica Sprague’s class… Here’s the layout I did using all of the class downloads (I changed the background colors to match my photos, but no other changes):
I’m very pleased with how this one turned out. 🙂
I followed the tutorial here (except that I forgot to darken the edges of the photo at the end) and this is what I came up with. Pretty nifty way to make your photos look a lot better!
You’ll be seeing this picture in a layout very soon. There’s a story.