Today, I insisted that Helen take a nap. She did not want to. I told her it didn’t matter. She protested. I wanted her to[…]
Tonight, Jerry ate fish. Specifically, “Fish in a Flash,” from SuperSuppers. Helen, who used to SCREEEEEEEAM at me to give her more fish, even choked[…]
This morning, Helen informed me that she is allergic to walruses (invisible ones in particular) and dragons. Apparently, an invisible walrus infiltrated our security collies[…]
