Helen is eating soup with her fingers again. Anyone else think that this is a little freakish?
The key to all this may have just presented itself: Alice’s front left incisor is cutting through. Today.
Helen used to puke her guts out the day a tooth cut through, was done by noon, and then went about her business.
Alice, ever the dramatic one, must take a full week to generate the appropriate amount of sympathy from her constituents.
Damn that Alice.
Mix the following together:
— 5 female cousins, ages 12, 6, 3, 21 months, and 13 months.
— 4 matching dresses for the youngest 4 cousins, and a coordinating outfit for the 12-year-old, that took me over a week to make (so much for my original time predictions — I was VERY wrong about how long they’d take me to do)
— 13-month-old who has had a fever for more than 2 days now, and who scratched her forehead in the car on the way to the photo session
— 3-year-old who is catching whatever her sister has had
— 3-year-old who fell asleep in the car on the way to the photo session (and this is a child who wakes up S.L.O.W.L.Y. and grouchily from naps)
— 21-month-old who tantrums very easily when she doesn’t get her way, and who is not very verbal (well, not intelligibly), so there’s a lot of non-directed screaming. My mother has had to remove her hearing aids while the cousins are here because she can’t take the little one’s tantrums.
— small, black bugs that really like to bite
— photo session at 11am, when little girls are getting hungry
— 100F temperatures, full humidity
— poison ivy
And the KEY INGREDIENT? Unreasonable expectations.
Hopefully we got some good ones. But it was a total nightmare. Alice and Maya (the babies) only cooperated for about half of the roll of film. Helen would NOT smile, and only looked at the camera sometimes. Most of the time she just stared off to the side, refusing to make eye contact with anyone. Maya had a shrieking tantrum because I wouldn’t give her the whole bag of Goldfish crackers — just a few crackers was NOT acceptable. Sucked to be her, because I did NOT give in to her tantrum, mostly because I didn’t think that the bag of crackers would add anything to the picture.
So there are about 10 pictures of the 5 girls, and maybe 2 or 3 of those are okay. Then there are a bunch of the oldest three. And then some with everyone except Maya.
And Helen never smiled at all.
I’m going to go have a tequila shot.
Alice still had a fever last night, so I filled her antibiotic prescription at 9:30pm (the pediatrician gave the Rx to me, saying not to fill it if the eyedrops took care of everything, but they didn’t. They did get rid of the eye infection and calm down the runny nose, but they didn’t tap the fever, obviously). At our bedtime, I got Alice up and gave her amoxicillin. She took it without complaint, which is unusual for her — usually I end up wearing it.
This morning, her fever was at 101.x, and she was MISERABLE. So I gave her more Tylenol, more antibiotics, and filled her up with juice. We’ll be pushing fluids all day today.
And now Helen’s all stuffy-sounding, coughing, and complaining that she doesn’t feel good.
And we have photos with their three cousins today at 11am. In the matching dresses I have been slaving over. Hopefully I’ll catch both girls in an upswing so the photos will turn out okay. Can’t postpone the photos, because the cousins don’t live here, and one of the three of them goes back home after this weekend (the other two are staying for another week).